I just want the morons at Team Lickspittle to know they did me a considerable favor early this morning and last night. Twice now, some moron has used one of those “Call My Cellphone” websites to make my phone ring. Actually, it’s a useful enough feature if not abused… you’ve misplaced your cellphone, you go on a website, type in the number, they make your phone ring until you find it. Clever. But in evil hands…
What kind of seriously disturbed person would use such a service to wake up a heavily-medicated Parkinson’s disease patient at 12:06 am for no other reason that to harass? I have been in contact with the website involved and they are cooperating with my attempt to find out who placed that order.
But as the Ambien and Clonazepam cocktail I take at beddy-bye time was still in full effect, as I drifted off to sleep, I wasn’t so concerned about revenge as I was with the economics of the phone I am currently using.
I’m a Consumer Cellular customer. An advantage of advanced age. I currently sport a Huawei 8652 Android phone. And early this morning, as my phone started ringing because of some harassing clown (BTW: phonemyphone.com and the other “call my cellphone” websites have now been blocked, thank you), I had to fumble with the phone to answer it, then turn it off. I have a hard enough time managing the keyboard on a computer given my fingers’ general unwillingness to obey the orders sent out by my brain. Parkinson’s has scrambled the communication center in the midbrain, and sometimes I type words that I can’t recognize, nor could you.
Then I started thinking about how much I am paying for my service. We don’t have a landline. My wife has a cell. So do I. They’re both thru Consumer Cellular. Two years ago when we first got these things, my mother was still living and we talked a lot on the phone. I was actively involved with the website Breitbart Unmasked and would spend hours at a time on the phone with the publisher. But Mom died, the Watchful Avenger has moved on to watch other evil doers, and I just don’t NEED that much phone any more.
Besides, I need something that has physical buttons to hit for the keypad as the Huawei tends to blank out after 10 seconds, and I have to shake the phone to get the keypad back up on the screen.
I don’t need the data plan I was paying for. I rarely use the cell phone for Internet use, or for anything other than making phone calls.
So, this morning, I opened up my account on Consumer Cellular, ordered a different phone to replace the Huawei, cut our service plan by more than half, and thereby more than halved the money I will have to spend each month to maintain our two cell phones.
So… thanks, Team Lickspittle Soon To Be Identified Harasser! Not only have you proven yourselves to be frightened out of your mind by the upcoming disaster for WJJ Hoge, et al, you inspired me to get a new phone and save money on my monthly bill.
What a sweet bunch of shit-eating pinheads you are!
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