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Jeremy, Jeremy, JEREMY! We LOVE You!

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Say “Hello” to Jeremy Kinsey. You might know him by this name.

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But Jeremy is not Clint Eastwood. Jeremy isn’t really all that much of a man, actually. He likes shiny cars (a classic Freudian compensation device for penile inadequacy).

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He has SO MANY nice, shiny, fast cars, one has to really wonder what he sports under his silky panties.

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Let's Hope Jeremy is there for the PIZZA, not for the drinking and driving!

Let’s Hope Jeremy is there for the PIZZA, not for the drinking and driving!

Jeremy runs an Internet Service provider!

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Did we mention Jeremy likes pirates?

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Yo Ho, Mateys!

He really, REALLY likes pirates!

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But mostly, Jeremy likes using the Internet Service Provider his mommy and daddy bought for him to harass people. Here’s the form on the Bella Mia site you can use to ask him why he bothers people from the safety of anonymous servers.

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But mommy and daddy bought him a BUSINESS PARK!!!

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It’s all INTERNET CONNECTED!!!

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Golly. That’s a NICE business park, Jeremy! What’s your ISP service like?

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Gee! It’s all MODERN and EVERYTHING!!! Can we get AOL and COMPUSERVE? And we hear those new 51k Modems are the BEE’S KNEES!!!

So, three cheers for Jeremy Kinsey! He loves him some far right wing politics, he loves using his multiple servers to switch from anonymous IP to anonymous IP to harass people. I know if I lived in Lake Geneva, I’D sure want MY data safe in the secure hands of such a stable guy!

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Next time you’re in Wisconsin, make plans to stop by for a visit.

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Jeremy will introduce you to his “Occupy Burn Notice” chums!

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And if you have your kids with you, Jeremy’s personal baby sitter will keep an eye on them for you.

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